Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it defies description. This dump is a notorious safe haven for sick individuals like Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s retreat.



This pretentious "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in reality, it’s a pit of horrors where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the broken promises and lies. The establishment is operated by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in destroying lives, all while pretending to care about their customers and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a laundry list of red flags: a history of threatening behavior, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.



His social media profiles cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s utterly concerning given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Still living at home is just another red flag.



Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, stands by apathetically, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems complicit in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while doling out drinks and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has spawned an environment so corrosive, it makes one ponder their sanity for ever walking in this dive.



A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The bar itself is perpetually unclean, with rubbish and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not uncommon to see cockroaches crawling across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a horror show, featuring overflowing toilets and stagnant sinks.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys broadcasting his “activities” from the pub, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?

A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the filth that makes Masterson’s Pub a shithole; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They take twisted satisfaction in leaving devastation in their wake, whether through their abusive conduct or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Peter enjoys stalking, harassing, and raping women, subjecting them to unprotected sex.

Stay Away: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a cesspit, a safety risk, and a blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you value your safety, avoid this hellhole.

Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds

You’ve been cautioned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and save yourself the regret.



Extra Tips
If you’re planning a social gathering, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be check it out assaulted.
If you care about your health, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go another bar.
If you are seeking the “thrill” of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this cesspit won’t disappoint.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can save others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.

Stay safe out there!